Step into the realm of self-awareness and wit with our unisex t-shirt featuring the bold proclamation: "I'm a master at dispensing unsolicited advice I can't seem to follow myself." This shirt isn't just clothing; it's a manifesto of our collective struggle with hypocrisy, wrapped in a layer of sarcasm and topped with a sprinkle of wittiness.
Crafted from premium materials, this tee isn't just about making a statement; it's about doing so in style and comfort. Whether you're lounging on the couch pondering life's ironies or strutting through the streets, this shirt is your trusty companion, broadcasting your keen sense of self-awareness to the world.
Wear it proudly, knowing that you're not alone in your journey of giving advice you can't quite heed. Embrace the paradox, embrace the humor, and most importantly, embrace yourself. Because let's face it, life's too short not to laugh at our own contradictions – especially when they're printed on a t-shirt for all to see.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
